By Eric Wolf Schoen
There is a lot of controversy over the construction going on at the White House as we speak. To be honest with you, our country deserves a big ballroom where celebrations can take place. The last renovations at the White House took place during the Obama administration. We need to take pride in our country no matter which Bozo is running it!
At least now we have a builder and not a bureaucrat in charge of the renovation. Now that I have turned off half of you and intrigued the rest of you, let’s discuss a problem at the WHITE house that is probably as old as the building itself. IT really hit the head during daddy Bush’s administration when we saw the lovely gray hair Barbara Bush swimming with an accompaniment.
The problem: the White House grounds are infiltrated with rats, roaches and other creatures. Do you Remember seeing a disgusting rat swimming next to Barbara bush during her husbands administration? What is wrong with this country that we can’t clean up the swimming pool our First Lady swims in?
Now wait a minute. Two pieces of important information you need to know. I once heard a commercial from one of the government agriculture programs that said the best way to kill rats is with a can top that is filled with sugary sweet soda. You put it near where the rats enter the. Property. Rats like the sugar sweetened soda, cant digest the fizz, and end up exploding.
Secondly, YOU American family members are a big part of why White House grounds are filled with rats. You and your fellow travelers stuff up on big juicy pretzels covered with salt and disposed of in the garbage on the White House grounds. Throw the garbage in a trash bin!
The rodent problem has plagued many presidents going back to 1900’s. The presidents say they are going to ameliorate the problem . Maybe
That there my friend is the problem!
Brief: So New York has a SOcialist Mayor. And they have onion bagels too! I worry about problems when they happen not before. please, don’t blame the situation on Curtis Sliwa. I respect him for not accepting the bribes he was offered.
I blame it on Mr. Cuomo. His antics while Governor left a lot to be desired.
Reach Eric Schoen at Ewschoen@icloud.com.
