Round with a depressed middle filled with cooked onions and sometimes poppy seeds, it is simply baked. Real bagels are boiled, then baked. Its outside is dull and flat, not shiny, and it doesn’t have that pull-away crust. Large puffy bubbles characterize the bialy’s innards. Yes it can be schmeared with butter or cream cheese (and topped with cured/smoked fish), but purists prefer them straight up, preferably no more than five hours after being pulled from the oven. If they sit out too long without being eaten, their texture can get hard like a hockey puck. Many people keep them in a plastic bag (those supporting a plastic bag ban please don’t throw stones at me!) and when they have cooled down put any uneaten extras in the freezer.
Ray’s New York Bagels sells frozen bialys in many supermarkets, but there is nothing better than a fresh bialy. They are hard to find, but Kossar’s on Grand Street in Manhattan still makes them. Now yet again another lesson for those of you who go into the the bagel shop and ask ‘Which bagels just came out of the oven?’ or ‘Which bagels are freshest?’
All bagels in a good bagel shop are fresh, made that morning or if they have a fast turnover within minutes of your arrival. Never put those hot bagels you crave into a plastic bag while they are hot. If you do, don’t be surprised if you wake up the next day and the bagels have turned green mold. Always wait for the bagels to cool down before you put them in a plastic bag.
I don’t know if they do it now because I enjoy the occasional bagel I eat un-Schmeared right out of the paper bag but years ago shops that sold fresh baked bagels would give you a plastic bag that you could put the hot bagels in after they cooled down. I could never understand this as most people have Ziploc or some other types of bags in their cupboard to pack up the bagels. By the way, a cupboard is a cabinet or small recess with a door and typically shelves, used for storage. Your kitchen cabinets where you store non perishable foods use to be called cupboards.
So now you wonder why the heading of this column is 99 Cents vs. $3.49 for Cream Cheese. Over the weekend there was a story in the New York Times about the shortage of cream cheese at delis and bagel shops around Manhattan. Supply chain issues have plagued the United States for months, causing shortages of everything from cars to running shoes. In Alaska apparently residents are struggling to acquire winter coats. Now that’s a problem!
New York’s bagel shops are feeling the supply chain effects in a sudden and surprising development that has left them scrambling to find and hoard as much cream cheese as they can. The recipe for cream cheese is simple: lactic acid, pasteurized milk and cream. Many shops start their mixes with Philadelphia cream cheese, a product of the Kraft Heinz brand, which arrives on huge pallets. They then mix in the things you want in the cream cheese on your bagel: chives, cinnamon and raisin, walnuts, anchovies, lox shreds I could go on and on. Some add secret ingredients to make the final products taste better and creamier.
These stores buy a different type of cream cheese than you or I would buy at the supermarket. But most of us buy cream cheese in the little silver packages usually called Philadelphia or the store brand for consumption with the bagels quite often also purchased at the supermarket. I’m in the dairy aisle at Target and I see a sign next to the Philadelphia Cream Cheese that says ‘New Low Price $3.49.’ $3.49 for an 8 ounce package of Philadelphia cream cheese. That is insane! Next to it is the Target brand of cream cheese, as I have had both I can say pretty much the same thing for 99 cents. I was shocked.
OK, maybe I had one too many latkes or potato pancakes for Chanukah. Or a bit too much Manischewitz wine to drink. So I go to the target website. They have workers that pick your orders for you. And yes, an 8 ounce bar of Philadelphia Cream Cheese was $3.49. They had plenty of them but that’s not the point. Who would ever pay $3.49 for a bar of plain or Neufchâtel (definitely not imported from France) cream cheese.
What is going on in this country at the grocery store. And Target usually has the best prices even though they don’t have the biggest selection of items. I went to look for my box of frozen high protein pancakes and all they had was a plastic bag (!) with 10 packages of frozen regular pancakes from a brand I am not familiar with.
They had a good choice of waffles but no Kodiak brand frozen pancakes. Not even the Target brand of frozen pancakes. Are people not eating pancakes anymore?
Did I miss the train? Or the boat. You know your writer bought the 99 cents Target Neufchâtel cream cheese made in America. But can someone explain to me what’s going on here?
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